Up The Middle

from my partner in crime, lace:

"If you can get in the backdoor then you can get in the front"

She was referring the the power door locks on the car, but i believe a greater truism may never have been spoken :P

A friend of a friend (thats the way all good rumors/lies start right- except this is not) linked me to this (Hotpocket you've already seen this). Now it doesn't really matter if you read erotica/romance or not, you *have* to read this ebook review. I promise you will be amused (and perhaps slightly disturbed :P) Before you click this link be forewarned that this is NOT work or kid safe (no pics but graphic language does ensue). Also for the safety of your keyboard be sure you aren't drinking or eating anything while browsing this link. About half way through you will be saying to yourself "surely not" but apparently so, as the torrent of comments after this review will atest. Enjoy, especially if you are having a particularly bad day/week. And it gives hope to good writers everywhere that publication is just around the next turn.....

Brace Yourself

So we have a new venue in town that is close to opening, it takes the old home of a longtime spot known as Muldoons. Rather its the same owners i have no idea since it was never one of our hangouts. Anyway they got their signage the other day, calling themselves H2O but the funny shit is their tagline is Lifes Essential Fluids. Now maybe our minds stay in the gutter a little bit more than the general population but that tag sounds like it should be for Redlight District Films, not a dance club. Maybe you had to see it in person but we had a good laugh. After all nothing says party like fluids...or wait maybe thats orgy....