Up The Middle

Dear teh

It IS NOT FUCKING HOT in colorado compared to southern summers. It will never be "hot" in colorado unless the sun crashes into the fucking earth. Stop whining to southern persons about how "hot" it is in your midwestern home. Try weeks on end with 120+ F and 90-100% humdity and heat advisories that don't end until 1 in the morning- thats hot. Come visit here, u may even be able to walk with satan!

thank you for your time

ps. its still not fucking hot in colorado

And end rant.....

This wasn't really to offend anyone, i just get tired of a particular online aquaintence constantly bringing up how hot it is where she lives in western colorado. This is not about a casual mention but rather a "woe is me" mentality. Yes i realize that there is and has been a heat wave across the whole nation this year, and yes it may be unseasonably warm in some places but don't whine to those in the deep south about how hot it is. We do not have sympathy. If its hotter where u live then its even hotter here. period. Middle Eastern diplomats have complained about how hot it is here in Georgia (true story). Any northern/midwestern native would scoff if a southerner was whining about how cold it was in their area. So please know yr audience....